Thursday, February 17, 2005

These taste like the cow wandered into an onion patch.

The past week has been what I like to call, "A Week Without Sleep." Seriously, the musical opens tomorrow morning, and I still have loads of practice to do. Just tonight I finally got the hang of my solo, "I Want To Know." It really is a BIG (no pun intended) (actually, it was kind of a pun with the way I capitalized it and all) (No, wait, I decided that I am half serious and half punning) responsibility. The musical is the very reason I have not been blogging lately. Don't worry, though, once it is over ::cry cry:: I will be on top of the ball again. The musical is teaching me one lesson after another on who I am, as who I deal with other people. It really is a blessing. Yes, Madame, you finally got me to admit it. You finally got your just desserts. Anyway, tonight was a dress rehearsal, so I will give you the 411 on the past few days in a nutshell.

- Yesterday, Kellinka finished the verb quiz in French uber early, and so the class branded her with the name "Super Brain Child."

- Also Yesterday, the Frater and our Theology class went google-eyed over Ariel's Liturgical Calendar/Puzzle. Quite amazing.

- Yesterday, Kellinka had the word Fabreeze written on her wrist, so the politically incorrect me came out and asked if she was a Jew. Not even thinking as I said it. I am SO NOT RACIST!!

- Yesterday, at lunch, the gang and I were playing Egyptian Rat Screw/Race/Maze/Lab, when this broke out:

Me: [Noting that Pam was not there, and at the dentist] It feels weird without Pam.
Candy: I know what you mean. It is as if she brings the [saucy voice] sexual element [/saucy voice] to the table.
Me: Yes. Pam is the sexual element, you [directed to Candy] brings the smart element, Nate brings the quiet element, Daf brings the psycho element and I [gets cut off by Daf]
Daf: And you bring all of the annoying bitches that say 'How was your day, Pencil Case?' or 'I miss you Pencil Case!'

- In yesterday's art class, Barbie made more Barbie comments.

- This morning in French, Madame told us an extensive story about how her dog is her best friend, and about how she leaves it home all day for ten hours, and it sits by the door and waits for her. "He is the best dog ever!" she would say. When Kellinka and I approached her later, she told us that she feeds it treats in the morning, but is too depressed to eat them, so he waits until Madame gets home to munch on them. I found this story quite sad, until Kellinka butted in with another 'My dog pees' story. It made me giggle and get happy again.

- In Study Hall today, I declared Kara my new World History tutor. She agreed. Brazeau will be so proud. All of this deciding, though, happened after I asked her if she was a sophomore. It turns out that she is a senior. Burn to her. Ouch.

- After school, I just decided to stay and not go home seeing as how I would just have to find a ride back for 4:30pm. Not worth it. Instead, I went to hang with Daf while she wrote all of her Spanish nouns for NewNewSpaniard...thirty times each for eighteen words. I then convinced NewNewSpaniard to lower it to fifteen times each, because that is all the brain needs to hear it to memorize it. I love me. Daf then was set on learning how to say "These taste like the cow wandered into an onion patch" and something else that had to do with bleach, in Spanish. Seriously, it is so fun to watch Daf fight aka antagonize teachers. Kellinka then "squished" her head in the door.

- Before practice, we had to go get into full make-up. Ethan got caught in a jam.

Ethan: I felt like my life just rushed before my eyes.
Paul: Why?
Ethan: I just walked past the whole basketball team in full drag. How gay was that? Their eyes said that they wanted to beat me up.

Yes, jocks can be quite the jerks. Practice went fairly well.

I must hit the hay now. I have to get up at 5:30am tomorrow for 6:30am breakfast at The Pancake Place with the cast.


At 8:14 AM, Blogger Wolfae said...

I hope BIG goes great! It'd be better if I wasn't a stupid usher...i'd rather just watch in the seats. :P I'm sorry, but who wants to escort old people that wear "Depends" to the bathroom....NOT ME! HAHAHA!
"GOOD SMILE" (as i will call her) is single and you're gonna be her bf! (i hope, cuz that would be just so friggin cute! awe)
~Valeska chica

At 2:55 PM, Blogger Kellinka said...

Hahaha, I can't believe you even remember me squishing my head in the door. Even I don't remember that.

And Madame never said that her dog was her best friend. We all know that Frau is her best friend.

Good luck, young Josh.

At 12:25 AM, Blogger Kayleigh said...

Ouchies... I don't think I'll ever say hi to you at lunch again :( A certain sadness has come upon me :( Ouch

-Your hurt & loving senior

P.S. I think I know which Kara you're talking about... and if I'm right... I may have to begin a little giggle. :D

At 9:03 PM, Blogger Tay-Tay said...

I am sorry that I have to tell you this but...
*scroll down to find what I am telling you*


At 5:52 PM, Blogger Lemming Chick said...


At 5:53 PM, Blogger Lemming Chick said...

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At 9:18 PM, Blogger Kelsey-o-Saurus* said...



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