Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Cannibal chili.

Well, Mother is out of town for a special class this week, so that means I am on my own until Friday. Grrrreat. I hate the feeling of loneliness and the thought of having to make my own meals. Speaking of which, I better get on that cheese ravioli.

This morning in French, the lesson plan was pretty much shot due to a sudden conversation about European public trasportation, holidays and recyclables.

Madame: In Europe, public transportation requires a card in which you punch a hole in to ride.
Me: I don't get it.
Madame: They punch holes in 'em.
Me: Well, you can cheat that easy.
Madame: In Europe, and I hate to say this, people are more honest than they are here.

Me: And in Eupope you can decorate the shopping bags, right? That is what you told us a long time ago.
Madame: No, I didn't. [To the class, but mostly Kellinka] He's making things up.
Me: Yes, you did. When we were in the food unit.
Madame: He just talks.

Madame: In Europe, kids write letters to Santa Claus.
Me: So do we!
Madame: But not just asking for stuff.
Me: Then what do they write, "Dear Santa, How's the Mrs.?"

Madame: In Europe, then schools have recycle drives where everybody brings in paper for money for the school. Classes would compete
Me: Why don't we do that? We would benefit so much.
Kellinka: Because we don't get money. We get, like, five cents for ten cans.

Ahhhh, yes. French really is the best part of my day.

The Cabaret act is going a lot better now that we have a rough draft for the script. Four more days, and no one has seen their lines yet. It will be a photo finish.

On the way home, CLLBD was crazy...again.

CLLBD: Did you hear about the woman that found the finger in her Wendy's chili.
Me: Yeah.
CLLBD: That is gross. I eat their chili every day. Next time I am going to order it without the fingers. It really is good, though.
Me: Oh.
CLLBD: It is so good because it is cannibal chili.

3 Comments:

At 4:29 PM, Blogger Kellinka said...

The whole Europe discussion was SO funny. My favorite part was "graffitty." How foreignerish.

Seriously, we really do only get five cents for ten cans. Once, I saved up all my pop cans for a whole summer, and when I cashed them in, I only got $2.35. For three months of teeth-rotting! Stupid America!

We should go to Wendy's sometime and order Chili With Fingers.

 
At 9:52 PM, Blogger Tay-Tay said...

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I WAS WATCHING VH1 AND THERE WAS A COMMERCIAL ON COUNTERFIT MINI-COOPERS!
I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY ARE SOOOOOOOO SERIOUSE!
IF YOU ARE READING THIS, CALL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 2:07 PM, Blogger Kellinka said...

Perhaps to save you from the perils of ravioli, La Mère and I will take you too Noodles tonight or Thursday. I will have to ask, however.

 

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